I wonder why it is that Gene Simmons has not yet tried to run for President.  I like Gene because he’s an entrepreneur - and I admire his constant slew of money-making ideas.

A quick visit to his site however, revealed why he would not run for President, even though there does exist “Gene Simmons for President” t-shirts.

“I only have two problems with public office. 1. It doesn’t pay much (and everyone mostly, dislikes you). 2. While Democracy is wonderful on paper, I would prefer a Benevolent Dictatorship. Things get done.”